June 2009
67 posts
“The White House seems to be retreating from President Barack Obama’s campaign...”
– Axelrod waffles on Obama no-middle-class-tax-hike vow - POLITICO Live - POLITICO.com
This isn’t just yet another promise that’s likely to be broken … it’s much worse. During the campaign, Obama attacked McCain mercilessly for proposing essentially the same thing:
[Obama] devoted at least half his...
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craytonc:
Chris Gore reviews the movie.
I liked the movie. Yeah, there were lots of stupid thrown in there, and it was a little too long, but all in all, it wasnt that bad. It could have done without the Jive twins tho… They drove me up the wall!
Proper Museum Etiquette:
apollosraven:
It is NOT proper museum etiquette to walk into a museum whilst eating a meatball sub.
Furthermore, it is NOT museum etiquette to try and walk into the museum without paying admission whilst still eating said meatball sub.
Lastly, it is NOT museum etiquette to look at me with contempt when I tell you you cannot bring food, let alone open messy food into the museum. [Special side...
Why?
Why have I been in such a World of Warcraft mood lately?! I didnt play for a long time, and now I want to play all the time! Dammit!
Midnight release!
Went to the midnight release last night of Transformers 2. I thought it was AWESOME! Got out of there a little before 3 and got ZERO sleep last night. Now its only a little past 7:30 and I have to work to 3:30 or later >.
Ted: So what, you..uh you want me to do a shot?
Barney: OH NOO. I want you to do FIVE shots. [pushes tray of other four shots to Ted]
Marshall: OOOH, more interesting.
Ted: Barney, I think you've officially...
Barney: NO! Don't think. DO!
Marshall: Ted, he's right. You over-think. Maybe, you should over-drink.
Marshall and Barney: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Ted: Uh Lily, will you tell these guys how stupid they're being?
Lily: Guys, you are being immature and moronic and DRINK DRINK DRINK!
Marshall: OH!
Barney: HA HA!
Marshall, Lily, and Barney: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
I love this show!
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Happy 36th Birthday to Neil Patrick Harris today!
(via fuckyeahhowimetyourmother)
Where the hell do I get this stuff? A conversation...
Ben: AND NO! YOU RUN FASTER! I run slower for you!
Me: I run slower! You've got the longer legs. Besides...I'll probably be trying to make friends with it anyway.
Ben: hahaha, True enough; but ill save you! You must live! You are part of the beautiful people! I am not. YOUR BEAUTY AND PERFECTION MUST LIVE ON!
Me: Bah. The bear will make friends with me. I will ride him! And we will laaaaugh and play!
Ben: lmao
Me: And I will name him Henri! And he will like it! And we live in the woods! Henri and Lauren! They will tell tales of our friendship! The woodland girl who rode a bear!
Ben: .....
Me: Men will lust after the myth of me and women will seethe in their own jealousy!
Ben: You are too creative for your own good love, you should write books.
Me: I SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE BOOKS! I SHOULD TOTALLY TURN THIS INTO A CHILDRENS BOOK! One that will get published and unfortunately get children killed, however, because they'll want to be like Lauren.
Ben: LMAO!
Me: And then I'll have to do a PSA saying "don't befriend bears," the little kids will hate me and I'll live my life in a quiet cave in the mountains. A luxurious cave though. For with my immense book money I will furnish it and turn it into a gorgeous cave home, envied by all!
Ben: wow hahahahahaha I love you so much.
Yeah, I have no idea where she gets this stuff from... I should start recording all her crazy stories
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Sorry :( But I like free things, lol
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ajamison: onemoretimewithfeeling: complicatedshoes:
A compelling argument.
Very!!
Bender's back, baby! New Futurama episodes are in... →
(via crayto0nc)
WOO!
“You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the...”
– Johnny Cash (via littlemiss) (via witchindarkroom)
